you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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