walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
bring money and cleavage
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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