I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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