Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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