can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Less talking, more tequila
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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