why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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