I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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