Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning