its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring