I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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