Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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