He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I wish i was in the wii world.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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