a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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