i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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