Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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