redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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Bring me that man meat
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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