you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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