whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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