im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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