So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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