in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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