my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
