If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
