we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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