i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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