I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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