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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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