to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
I'm really busy with my period
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