Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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