i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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