you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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