just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
ugly people sure do ruin things
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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