Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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