I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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