my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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