I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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