She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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