He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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