I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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