But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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