Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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