Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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