ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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