the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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