READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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