yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Everclear isn't food dammit
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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