So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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