just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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