If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
