I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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