I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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