I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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