please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
