I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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