i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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