Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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