i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Randomize
