if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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