trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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