At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
